From  a wacky show “Green Wing” – 

A man proves he is ready to be "the one"  aka serious relationships

 

Question:  What does “long term” mean to you? 

His answer:  It’s an airport car park

Question:What does monogamy mean? 

His answer:  Nice dark sort of wood, sideboards.

Question:  What is the “C” word? 

His Answer:  It was only one word, and, well, let's just say he didn't go with "commitment"....


P.S. I love my job.